A recent project brought me this bit of WYSIWYG editor span spam:
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Which I thought was hilarious. Jason Pamental did as well. So I had to reimagine a very famous, and very silly, sketch as an homage:
<p aria-describedby="reference"><q class="waitress">Morning!</q></p>
<p aria-describedby="reference"><q class="man">Well, what've you got, then?</q></p>
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<p aria-describedby="reference"><q class="woman">Have you got anything without <span>?</span></q></p>
<p aria-describedby="reference"><q class="waitress">Well, there's <span>egg sausage and <span></span>, that's not got much <span> in it</span>.</q></p>
<p aria-describedby="reference"><q class="woman">I don't want ANY <span>!</span></q></p>
<p>—<cite id="reference">Monthy Python's Flying Circus</cite></p>
Jokes for nerds…